I was at my dermatologist recently for my semi-annual skin check—I’ve had things. I'm waiting in the room for the doctor, wearing my poly blend gown, and browsing through pamphlets prominently ... Continue Reading
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Is Your Vagina Stoned?
Getting my lady parts stoned was never on my 'to do' list. Every ... Continue Reading
Knit One, Vulva Two
Knit one, vulva two. Or is it knit one, purl two? I'm definitely late coming to this party but better late than never. I thought after the Continue Reading
My Vagina Has Bluetooth
I don’t like to brag or boast, but while my gynecologist had her face between my thighs the other day, she had to confirm my age because my hoo is (apparently) in amazing shape. It did not, as my Gyno ... Continue Reading
Fat Free Vaginal Yogurt
It seems that unless I have the words, vagina or hand job, in my posts, people don't seem to be as interested. ... Continue Reading
Vaginal Weightlifting
Russian weightlifters; Vasiliy Ivanovich Alekseyev, Yury Vlasov and Ruslan ALBEGOV. And now Tatyana Kozhevnikova, the ... Continue Reading
FINALLY: New Ways To Use Placenta
You can buy placenta hair treatments in drugstores and beauty supply stores. Continue Reading
Pornography and Pap Smears
Pornography and pap smears would not, ordinarily, go hand in hand- ooh, did you see what I did there- but in this case, they did. I went to the lady doctor the other day, and after undressing and ... Continue Reading
Anne Frank Made Me Throw Up
ORIGINALLY EXPERIENCED AND PUBLISHED IN 2005... I looked forward to Amsterdam; meeting up with my friend Laura, and attending to unfinished business. We met at Schiphol Airport, or ... Continue Reading