I don’t like to brag or boast, but while my gynecologist had her face between my thighs the other day, she had to confirm my age because my hoo is (apparently) in amazing shape. It did not, as my Gyno ... Continue Reading
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FINALLY: New Ways To Use Placenta
You can buy placenta hair treatments in drugstores and beauty supply stores. Continue Reading
Pornography and Pap Smears
Pornography and pap smears would not, ordinarily, go hand in hand- ooh, did you see what I did there- but in this case, they did. I went to the lady doctor the other day, and after undressing and ... Continue Reading
Anne Frank Made Me Throw Up
ORIGINALLY EXPERIENCED AND PUBLISHED IN 2005... I looked forward to Amsterdam; meeting up with my friend Laura, and attending to unfinished business. We met at Schiphol Airport, or ... Continue Reading
How To Love After 50 Years
I spent last Tuesday in the hospital with my father, admitting my mother, and then waiting for her to come out of surgery. She was having a Continue Reading
The Elephant Man Doesn’t Want to Hear You
I went to see The Elephant Man the other night with the Girlfriend Mom daughter, to celebrate her 21st birthday. What? Where did that adorable, yet ... Continue Reading
Egg Donation Didn’t Exactly Work Out
There was an article recently in the Huffington Post about a woman who donated her eggs to make money so she ... Continue Reading
Orgasms Are A Sexual Pu Pu Platter
Not since the great Silicone vs. Saline Breast Implant debate of 2008, have we been so preoccupied with the who, what and whys of our sexual responses and pleasure preferences. May I present the ... Continue Reading
Are You Jealous of Your Boyfriend’s Masturbation?
When my boyfriend schooled me one sunny afternoon on his masturbatory modus operandi, I realized that I didn’t know as much as I thought I did on the subject. I believed, like a lot of women do, that ... Continue Reading